Wednesday, October 18, 2006

But Wait! There's More!!!

"But Wait! There's more!" On a normal day, those are probably the last words you hear from the Mormons on your front porch before you slam the door in their faces. What is it with Mormons and those short sleeve white shirts, skinny ties, and mountain bikes? They look like CIA agents in the aftermath of major budget cuts.

"Sorry Agents Russ and Thompson, but in a measure to help stem rising costs at the agency, we're eliminating cars, and cutting shirt sleeves to elbow length. Good luck out there, and remember to secure your helmet firmly under your chin".

Seriously, there is a lot more to The Straight Hype. If you peek over to the right side of the page, you'll see an archive section that you can peruse at your leisure. There's lots of great stuff from years past, and even a free salad bar for the first 25 readers. So check it out. (No, there isn't really any salad).

The response to the Straight Hype has been overwhelming, so within the next week, I will be opening a new site called "Hype Nation" where readers can post their comments and debate yours truly. I'll be off for the next few days, so have a good weekend, and stay safe.




No Mormons were harmed in the making of this post.

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