Saturday, February 07, 2004

Gay Marxist Smurfs!!!

I liked the Smurfs, because it was based on classic political theory, but now that I'm older, I think it was an attempt to brainwash children into endorsing a bizarre version of gay Marxism. Think about it. 98 shirtless men and one woman who live in a giant commune, where individual effort is discouraged? Their one attempt at self-government resulted in a massive flood that almost destroyed the entire village. Hmmmmm...