It's The New Math Baby!!

Were Wolf Blitzer and the gang of pod people at CNN too busy fantasizing about what their teacher would look like spread-eagled in peanut oil during grade 3 math that they couldn't figure out that 135,000 provisional ballots couldn't close a 165,000 vote gap in Ohio? Even the Count from Sesame Street had it figured out before 3am on election night, and he's a puppet with a hand up his ass - just like Barney Frank. Even I had it figured out, and I'm a half retarded Canadian, and no one has their hand up my ass unless I'm getting a prostate exam.

Cordially

Joe

ROCK THE VOTE BABY!!

Talk about ROCKING THE VOTE. Let's give a big round of applause for the media created fiction of the 18 to 23 year old voting block. When are the Chris Matthews' and Jeff Greenfield's of the world finally going to concede that after 30 years of being too stoned and/or apathetic to bother showing up to vote, they are not, and have never been, a "swing" group. As much as the Democratic party loves to fantasize about the rich bounty of leftist votes just waiting to be cast by the nipple pierced masses, when are they going to pack it in and give up?

Love

Claire